Am C G C Am
I don't like cleaning but my momma makes me anyway
Am C G C Am
She said, "I'm sick of this crap, boy you gonna clean the house today."
Am C G C Am
She said, "Imma go to the store and when I come home it better be done."
Am C G C Am
I said, "No problem, ma, I'ma pick my shit up one by one."
F C G F C
When she walked out the door I started cleanin' like she said.
Am C G C Am
The only problem is I am easily distracted.
F C G F C
I started cleaning shit 'til something shiny caught my eye...
Am C G C Am
it was a plastic square with dimensions of 3.5.
Chorus
F(5) F(5) F(3) F(3) F(5) F(5) F(3)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
F(5) F(5) F(3) F(3) F(5) F(5) F(3)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
F(7) F(7) F(5) F(5) F(7) F(7) F(5)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
F(7) F(7) F(5) F(5) F(7) F(7) F(5)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
Am C G C Am
Next thing I knew, door flew right open, she came in with groceries.
Am C G C Am
Oh no all I did was sing this song, maybe I have ADD.
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/toby_turner/theres_a_floppy_disk_on_the_floor_crd_ver_2.html ]
F C G F C
She pointed fervently at all the mess her eyes ablazed.
Am C G C Am
But then she froze right there when something shiny caught her gaze.
F C G F C
I'm sure it wasn't hard to see how little I had done.
Am C G C Am
But then she looked at me and then we sang in unison.
F(5) F(5) F(3) F(3) F(5) F(5) F(3)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
F(5) F(5) F(3) F(3) F(5) F(5) F(3)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
F(7) F(7) F(5) F(5) F(7) F(7) F(5)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
F(7) F(7) F(5) F(5) F(7) F(7) F(5)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
Am C G C Am
So it was we stood right there, just singing that repeatedly.
Am C G C Am
The only explanation is that it was destiny.
F C G F C
Or maybe black magic would be, oh no that don't excist.
Am C G C Am
I guess I'll sing the chorus one more time if you insist.
F(5) F(5) F(3) F(3) F(5) F(5) F(3)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
F(5) F(5) F(3) F(3) F(5) F(5) F(3)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
F(7) F(7) F(5) F(5) F(7) F(7) F(5)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
F(7) F(7) F(5) F(5) F(7) F(7) F(5)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
F(5) F(3) E F(5)
There's a floppy disk on the floooooor, Baaw.
I got the tabs mostly from "Henrik Engebretsen"'s tabs but also from watching Toby play
so it should be accurate.
