Tim Minchin - Fat Children Chords & Tabs

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Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children
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You will regret it when theyre in their teens
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Maccas might shut them up now that theyre seven
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But they wont forgive you, when
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Theyre getting picked last for PE
E7
Dont you see?

Am
Boombalata motherfucker
D9                           Dm
Have you noticed that your kids are fat?
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What are you going to do about that?
D7
What are you going to do?

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So you telling me that your family
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Has a history of obesity
               Am       D7
You got a polycystic ovary
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Its just the way that God made me

E                     Em7 
Its unlikely, statistically
             D7     
To be a physical thing
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But either way it dont explain why you
            E7
Are in the cue at Burger King

          Am          Am/D
You can blame it on biology
          G          G/D
You can blame your physiology
          Am          Am/D
You can point to genealogy
          G          G/D
And your social anthropology
           
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You can say you are an ectomorph
           Gaug
That you just cant get the kilos off
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Well you can be what you wanna be
                              E7
But stop feeding that boy KFC

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He weighs 40 kilos and hes only three
     B7                              E7
He looks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti

F                         C
Ordering to Diet Coke is not the way back
G                  
Boombalata kiddie-stuffer
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Your kids a fat, have you noticed that?

Am         F        G
And you oughta be ashamed
             Am7         F        G  
For you only have yourself to blame.

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Your 5 year old princess in her size 14 tutu
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Only eats pizza like that because you do
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She'lll be dead of a heart attack
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Before your grandchildren are ten
   F                          
Perhaps you’ll consider
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A cut-back on extra fries then

Am
Boombalata kiddie-stuffer
D9                           Dm
Your kids are fat, have you noticed that
Am                                          
What are you going to do about that?
D7
What are you going to do?
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Am                              D7
So you telling me that your family
Am                 D7
Has a history of obesity
               Am       D7
You got a polycystic ovary
Am7                          D7
Your mum had childhood diabetes 

Am7           Am7
But - and in your case
                 D7                
There's a reasonably big butt
            Am7                              
Do you think it's an appropriate treat
                          E7           
The all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut?

            Am               Am/Ab
There’s no excuse you silly goose
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For a child with a caboose
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Like a moose who’s eaten too much mousse
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It’s tantamount to child abuse

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Kick them off the fucking couch
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Unplug the Playstation
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Send them down to the park
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If they don’t wanna go, make ’em

Em
Tell them they have to jog
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Until their jogging shorts fit’em
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If they hesitate, ask firmly
          G              Ab
If they still resist, hit’em

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Is this what you want for your little girl and guy?
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These chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye?
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Six packs of kit cats are not the way back
G                            
Boombalata Kiddie-Stuffer
      D                       E7
Your kids are fat, did ya notice that?

Am         F        G
And you ought to be ashamed
             Am        F            G
For you have only have yourself to blame
                 C                   G
Your 6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut
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Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut
          F          
He'll be dead of an aneurysm
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Before his own children ism ten
     F
Perhaps you’ll consider
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A cut-back on Taco Bell then
     F               
Perhaps you’ll consider
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A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts
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And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes
     F                 G
And microwave pizza or drive through McDonalds
      F                     G
For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV
     F                   G
And notes to the phys-ed instructor saying timmy has 
F                          G
Asthma but he really just gets short of breath
          F       G
Cus he’s 35 kilos above the ideal weight
    F               G           C
Of 35 kilos for a nine year old boy