The Guild - Im The One Thats Cool Chords & Tabs

not perfect, but close enough to fudge it.
epic bassline is epic.

Intro: Em G D G(D)  x2


1ST VERSE:
Em        G                                     
Oh, no.  won't pretend I didn't see
D             G-               D                                  
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
Em                            G                                            
Don't, know, if you can read or if you've seen
D                        G-          D                                
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
    C               C                                           
The latest trend has hit its peak
D              G-            D                                             
They say that geek's becomin' chic
Em   G                                              
So now you're out of style as you can be
D                           Bm                                      
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me

 
Chorus:
  Em                              G
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    C
Now I'm the one that's cool
    Bm
I'm the one that's cool
           Em                 G
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule
    C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm                                 Em 
I'm the one that's cool      (I'm the one that's cool)

 
2ND VERSE:
Em      G                          
Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing
D                                 G-        D  
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
Em        G 
Never earned your part of nerd society
D                  G-       D
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
C                  C                     
Watched my Next Gen every night
D                  G-     D                   
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
Em                G                                                
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, 
D
where as me
                        (Bm)
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face

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Chorus 2:
  Em                              G
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    C
Now I'm the one that's cool
    Bm
I'm the one that's cool
           Em                 G
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule
    C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm                                 
I'm the one that's cool 
          Em                     G
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
    C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
          Em               G
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
    C
And I'm the one that's cool
Bm                                 Em 
I'm the one that's cool      (I'm the one that's cool)

 
3RD VERSE:
Em                 G
Role reversal must be a total drag
 D                                 G-    D
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag
Em      G
I appreciate you for being cruel
  D                               G-        D 
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
C
Got my in-jokes you won't get
G                  Bm
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
Em                  C                     G    
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb, You can Evite me
                  Bm
and I'll say yes, but I won't really come


Em       G
Got my comics
C           D
Got my games
Em      G           
All the things you 
C                   D
thought were lame
Em        G
Got my cosplay
C        D
Fanfic too
Em        G
Got you pegged
C         Bm
S  T      F    U 


Chorus 2:
  Em                              G
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    C
Now I'm the one that's cool
    Bm
I'm the one that's cool
           Em                 G
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule
    C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm                                 
I'm the one that's cool 
          Em                     G
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
    C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
          Em               G
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
    C
And I'm the one that's cool
Bm                                 Em 
I'm the one that's cool      (I'm the one that's cool)


[Guitar Solo/fill]
Em G C Bm :| 4x


end on Em