String Cheese Incident - Resume Man Chords & Tabs


Resume Man Chords & Tabs

String Cheese Incident Chords & Tabs

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Resume Man Tab

Resume Man Intro 

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Well a funny thing happened at a gig the other day
When a man approached me with a resumeí
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And said 'if you need any help, then Iím your man.'
He said, 'Iíll work the door, Iíll load your gear
if you boys Get thirsty, Iíll go for beer,
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and if it ever breaks down, I can Even fix your van'

When I asked the guy what he did for work
I saw a twinkle in his eye and he gave a little smirk
he said, 'I work right down the Road, Iíve got a melon stand.
Set up in a shady spot, I sell watermelon and a little good pot,
And last year I made *** near thirty grand.'

He said, 'I need a change and I love your sound,
I sure Would like to get out of this town
and dedicate my life to a Rock and roll band.
Iíve been a race car mechanic and a body guard,
Iím a CPA and I work real hard.
Come on and hire me on, I can see you boys need a hand.'

'You know Iíve done it all and been around
Had a lot of good jobs, seen a lot of rough towns.
Iíd like to offer you my services for hire.
I was a cook in the army and I drove a jeep,
I had an Eighty acre ranch where I ran some sheep,
I sang bass in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.'


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Heís a resumeí man, heís a resumeí man.
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If he canít do it, I donít know who can
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It says right here, heís qualified
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Fifty years on the job but the man is only forty-five.

But things started getting a little weird
When he stared at Mike and took a swig of beer,
And said, 'Whatís with the lady, she really blows my
Well I know the man was qualified, heíd worked a
hundred Different jobs, done them all with pride but
he wasnít exactly the Help weíd hope to find.