Intro:
Em
I came down
A G
To the breakfast table
D
Felt like I could die
Em
Tried so hard
A G
Butt was not able
D
To look you in the eye
Em A
For I am feeling so much shame
G D
Yes, I have brought disgrace
Em A
Can tell I've soiled my good name
G D
By the look upon your face
Chorus:
G D
Well, it seems last night
G D
you caught me spankin' it
G D
No use denyin' it
G D
I was really crankin' it
G D
Well, dry your eyes
Em
don't be so sad
C D
If you could just forgive me,
(pause)
And talk to me Dad
G D G D
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Verse 1:
G D
I didn't hear you enter
G D
no I didn't hear the door
G D
with my hand upon my member
G D
and my pants upon the floor
G D
now burnt into your brain
G D
is an image you despise
G D
Like blood, and guts, and starvin' kids
C D
and Stevie Wonders eyes
Chorus:
Well, It seems last night
You caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it
I was really crankin' it
Well, dry your eyes
Don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had
Talk to me dad
Verse 2:
The look upon your face
Made my swollen gland deminish
So I said could you close the door
I really wanna finish
Now Daddy I'm ashamed
and I completely understand
If you never wanna hug again
or even shake my hand
Chorus:
Well, It seems last night
You caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it
I was really crankin' it
Well, dry your eyes
Don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed
Its not that bad
Verse 3:
When I was only 17
You told me it was dirty
Must be really creepy when
Your kid is pushin' 30
But you cannot tell me dad
You have never had a whack
at the thing that hangs below your belt
and bumps into your sack
Chorus:
Well, It seems last night
You caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it
I was really crankin' it
Well, dry your eyes
Don't be so sad
C D(pause)
But I wouldn't use those tissues
they've already been
C D(pause)
Just because it was your bed
its not that
C D(pause)
Oh daddy, daddy please forgive me
and talk to me dad
G D
talk to me dad
G D G D
