Stephen Lynch - Superhero Chords & Tabs

 

Superhero Chords & Tabs

Stephen Lynch Chords & Tabs

Version: 4 Type: Chords

Superhero Chords

   
Steven Lynch- "Superhero"
The last line is ommitted because i couldn't figure it out.

Stephen's picking style is to hit the bass string of the chord and then hit the rest of it and let it ring. 

Feel free to comment -Mike


C        G           D
If I could be a superhero
F             G     C
I would be awesome man
C        G         F
I’d fly around the world fighting crime
F                 G     C
According to my awesome plan
F            G         C
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
F             G          C
Hurting other people and making them cry
F                    G          C   G   F
I’d haul them off to jail in my awesome van
F                 G       C
‘Cause I would be awesome man

C
Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal
C
And they offer you things like drugs, alcohol  
C 
But we know what to do, kids
C
We just say ‘No’

C          G    D
If I could be a superhero
F          G         C
I would be Drug-Free boy
C           G            F
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
F              G          C
And all of the lives they destroy
             F             G         
Well I would take all the junkies
       C
Who're getting so high
            F          G
With their needles and bongs
          C
And their sticks made of thai
     F         G             C      G    F
As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
        F               G         C
Because then I would be drug-free boy
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C          G    D
If I could be a superhero
F      G           C
I'd be Immigration dude
    C            G          F
I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes
     F        G          C
For eating up all of our food
    F          G           C
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
      F           G            C
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
     F            G           C      G     F
I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood
       F       G          C
‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude


C
Kids, You can make up your very own superhero
C
If you could, Who would it be?

C          G    D
If you could be a superhero
F         G          C
Would you be justice guy?
C           G          F
Making sure people get what they deserve
F          G         C
Especially women who lie
          F              G
Like if a wife left her husband
           C
With three kids and no job
       F           G
To run off to F'in Hawaii
          C
With some doctor named Bob
        F             G             C     G       F
You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die
F
Especially bob
F              G          C                        
Then you would be justice guy

    F                G
Or you could be more subtle
             C
No, I didn’t mean to be vague
             F       G
Give her the mad cow disease 
        C
Let him die of the plague
    F           G                C    G    F
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies
F
Especially Bob
F              G          C
Then You would be Justice Guy