PEANUTS!
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by Stephen Lynch
+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
Chords used:
EADGBe
Am......5775xx
C5......3355xx
D5......5577xx
E5......022xxx
F5......133xxx
G.......320003
Gm......3553xx
Techniques:
(x) = muted strings
(h) = hammer-on
(p) = pull-off
(/) = slide
(~) = let it ring
N/C = No Chord
INTRO:
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7--555--555--33--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------33--|
B|------------------------------|------------------00--|
G|--5/7--7--555--555--33333333--|------------------00--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--00--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--22--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--33--|
VERSE 1:
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7--555--555--33--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------33--|
B|------------------------------|------------------00--|
G|--5/7--7--555--555--33333333--|------------------00--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--00--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--22--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--33--|
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm C5/D5
Charlie Brown had a big block head, wore a stripey sweater every day
Am C5 Gm C5/D5
Tried to kick that football, but Lucy always pulled the motherfucker away
Am C5 Gm C5/D5
Flew a kite just to try to relax, but he always put that shit in a tree
Am C5 Gm
And the little red-headed girl wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B...
F5 E5 G
They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers... PEANUTS!
VERSE 2:
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7--555--555--33--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------33--|
B|------------------------------|------------------00--|
G|--5/7--7--555--555--33333333--|------------------00--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--00--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--22--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--33--|
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm C5/D5
Onto a security blanket, Linus Van Pelt would latch
Am C5 Gm C5/D5
Snuggled up to that bitch to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch
Am C5 Gm C5/D5
Had a stalker named Sally Brown well she always tried to get her some
Am
She loved the way he knew the meaning of Christmas
C5 Gm
And the sexy way he sucked that thumb...
F5 E5 G
Well, Marma Duke's a homo; Garfield is a pussy... PEANUTS!
CHORUS 1:
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7--77--5555--5555--3333--|
D|--5/7--77--7777--5555--5555--|
A|--3/5--55--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--3/5--55--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 Am C5 Gm
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--5555--5555--3333--|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x2)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 Am C5 Gm F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------33--|
B|------------------------------|------------------00--|
G|--7777--5555--5555--33333333--|------------------00--|
D|--7777--7777--5555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--00--|
A|--5555--7777--3333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--22--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--33--|
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
D5 Am C5 Gm
A bunch of kids trying to be free
D5 Am C5 Gm
Take my hand and let's dance now
D5 Am C5 Gm
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree...
F5 E5 G
............................ PEANUTS!
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VERSE 3:
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7--555--555--33--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------33--|
B|------------------------------|------------------00--|
G|--5/7--7--555--555--33333333--|------------------00--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--00--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--22--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--33--|
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm C5/D5
Oh, Marcy was best friends with Patty, Patty Peppermint
Am C5 Gm C5/D5
She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can't print
Am C5 Gm C5/D5
Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own ass clean
Am C5 Gm
All the teachers said "Wah wah wha wha wha" - what does that shit mean?!
F5 E5 G
Big Bird ain't the only yellow bird in town... WOODSTOCK!
CHORUS 2:
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7--77--5555--5555--3333--|
D|--5/7--77--7777--5555--5555--|
A|--3/5--55--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--3/5--55--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 Am C5 Gm
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--5555--5555--3333--|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x2)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 Am C5 Gm F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------33--|
B|------------------------------|------------------00--|
G|--7777--5555--5555--33333333--|------------------00--|
D|--7777--7777--5555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--00--|
A|--5555--7777--3333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--22--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--33--|
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
D5 Am C5 Gm
Poor Charlie Brown, you will never get laid
D5 Am C5 Gm
It's so hard to get pussy
D5 Am C5 Gm
When you're the baldest kid in second grade
F5 E5 G
............................ PEANUTS!
VERSE 4:
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7--555--555--33--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------33--|
B|------------------------------|------------------00--|
G|--5/7--7--555--555--33333333--|------------------00--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--00--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--22--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--33--|
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm C5/D5
Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offence
C5/D5 Am
And the bitch couldn't make no money
C5 Gm C5/D5
'Cause she'd charge a motherfucker five cents
Am C5 Gm C5/D5
You know the ladies love some Schroeder 'cause he played the '88s real good
Am C5 Gm
And Franklin was a real cool cat but the only brother in that hood...
F5 E5 G
Sometimes you have to shout "Good grief" unto the heavens... GOOD GRIEF!
CHORUS 3:
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7--77--5555--5555--3333--|
D|--5/7--77--7777--5555--5555--|
A|--3/5--55--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--3/5--55--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 Am C5 Gm
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--5555--5555--3333--|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x3)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
C5/D5 Am C5 Gm
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
D5 Am C5 Gm
Snoopy fly your plane and fly it quick
D5 Am C5 Gm
You're the World War I Flying Ace
D5 Am C5 Gm
Make Red Baron suck that Beagle dick
OUTRO:
D5 Am C5 Gm
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--5555--5555--3333--|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x3)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 Am C5 Gm
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|--7777--555--55--3~~~--|
D|--7777--777--55--5~~~--|
A|--5555--777--33--5~~~--|
E|--5555--555--33--3~~~--|
D5 Am C5 Gm
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
D5 Am C5 Gm
A bunch of kids trying to be free
D5 Am C5 Gm
Take my hand and let's dance now
D5 Am C5 Gm
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree...
