Capo on 1st fret!
A D G
You say that you're leaving, but just for a day
A G D
The company wants you to fly to LA
A D G
So you leave me alone and I sit and I say
G D A
What will I do today
G D A
Today while you're away
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I will...
A D G
sniff all your underwear, dress in your clothes,
A G D
Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose
A D G
I know it's not easy to leave me alone
G D A
But it's more fun when you're not home
G D A
Yeah, it's more fun when you're not home!
