THE PENISTH SONG Recorded by SEMICOLON
Words&Music Jodie Lawlor
N.B Play E5 like this:
E-|-----------------------|
B-|-----------------------|
G-|------9----------------|
D-|------9----------------|
A-|------7----------------|
E-|------0----------------|
Song is in 4/4.
All strokes are played as downstroke quavers.
VERSE 1:
E5
I don’t like you at all
I really hope you die
I will cut off your penis, and cook it
And give it to the homeless people on your street
N.C
But it probably won’t feed that many because
CHORUS:
A5 B5 E5
It is very small, your
A5 B5 E5
Penis is very, very, small, your
A5 B5 E5
Peenie peenie peenie peenie peenie peenie peenie is tiny iny iny iny iny iny iny, your
A5 B5 E5 N.C
Penis is very, very, small.
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/s/semicolon/the_penisth_song_tab.html ]
VERSE 2:
E5
I think you farted once
when you were eating dinner
with me and my parents
And we blamed it on the dog,
and we all laughed
And you laughed
N.C
But you didn't know we didn't have a dog, (coz your)
CHORUS:
A5 B5 E5
Penis is very small, your
A5 B5 E5
Penis is very, very, small, your
A5 B5 E5
Peenie peenie peenie peenie peenie peenie peenie is tiny iny iny iny iny iny iny, your
A5 B5 E5 N.C
Penis is very, very, small. (I will)
VERSE 3:
E5
Gouge out your eyeballs with a spoon
Then I will freeze them, and put them on sticks
And then I'll sell them to your cousins
And they'll buy them, and they'll eat them
Because they're stupid, because you're stupid
No-one likes you we all hate you
N.C
And your parents yes they really, really hate you (Coz your)
CHORUS:
A5 B5 E5
Penis is very small, your
A5 B5 E5
Penis is very, very, small, your
A5 B5 E5
Peenie peenie peenie peenie peenie peenie peenie is tiny iny iny iny iny iny iny, your
A5 B5 E5
Penis is very, very, small
