Monty Python - Philosophers Song Chords & Tabs


Philosophers Song Chords & Tabs

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Philosophers Song Chords

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Date: 20 Feb 96 04:06:27 EST
From: Steve Nicholson 
Subject: CRD: Philosopher's Song by Monty Python

Philosopher's Song
-by Monty Python
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Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Whilhelm Friedrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel
There's nothin' Nieizsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
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Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will
After half a pint o' shanty became particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
`I drink therefore I am'

But Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed