Misc Unsigned Bands - Starbomb - Regretroid Chords & Tabs


Starbomb - Regretroid Chords & Tabs

Misc Unsigned Bands Chords & Tabs

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Starbomb - Regretroid Chords

      Bbm                         F#
There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space
              G#                         C#            Eb
And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face
             Bbm                          F#
Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy Metroids
            G#                              C#       Eb
When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed
             Bbm                          F#
She stood up to every challenge no matter how ever demanding
         G#                          C#              Eb
And her courage was amazing and her boobies were outstanding
      Bbm                      F#
WHAT? Uh, nothing. I was just saying that you're brave
   G#                       C#          Eb
Um okay, hey look over there. It's Kraid!

Ebm                                  Bbm
I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
You're gonna die motherfucker, I take up five screens
           Ebm                             Bbm
I'm gonna swallow you whole and then you'll go down easy
 F#                            G#
Then you'll be digested and converted to feces
Ebm                                Bbm
I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes
And your beautiful hair and your well-toned thighs
         Ebm                     Bbm
And your pillowy lips and wait, you're not a guy
Is that a problem, you fuck?
Um no, prepare to die!
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 Bbm                         F#
Kraid was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight
          G#                               C#               Eb
She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super tight and Kraid said
Bbm                                F#
No wait, I think there has been a gigantic mistake
        G#                               C#             Eb
I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked
But Samus said
What pisses me off most in this world
          G#                                C#        Eb
Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl
   Bbm                          F#
So do me a favor and take your cakes and your pies
               G#                               C#             Eb
And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes

Ebm                         Bbm
Stop treating me like I'm a sex object
Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect
Ebm                          Bbm 
Yeah Kraid, you never talk to me that way
   F#                                               G#
Oh gosh, I wonder if it is because you are a huge disgusting brain
        Ebm                         Bbm
Get the fuck off my planet; this is your last chance
I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants
That's it, you're all fucking dead
What, this room feels stuffy
By the way do you like puppies?
Here's a basket of puppies

Whoops, killed the puppies