Armageddon Armistice - The Calculus Song Chords & Tabs
Armageddon Armistice - The Calculus Song Tab
Intro:
e--0~-----------0~---------0~-----------3~---------|
B--1~-----------1~---------0~-----------0~---------|
G--0~-----------2~---------0~-----------0~---------|
D--2~---2-3-2---2~---------2~-----------0~---------|
A--3~-----------0~---3-2---2~-----------2~---------|
E--0~-----------0~---------0~---3-3-3---3~---------|
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/m/misc_unsigned_bands/armageddon_armistice_the_calculus_song_tab.html ]
Verse:
C Am Em G
Calculuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus Done By a Walrus
C Am Em G
I was on the beach one day and I found a calculus book. So I opened it up with my flipper.
C Am Em G
Then I saw a problem: find the derivative of x squared minus 3x.
C Am Em G
I didn't know what to dooooooooooooooooo so I went crazy. And it sounded a little
something like this.
(palm muted) C Am Em G
e--0~-----------------0~--------------------------0~----------------------|
B--1~---------------- 1~--------------------------0~----------------------|
G--0~-----------------2~--------------------------0~----------------------|
D--2~-----------2-3-2-2~--------------------------2~----------------------|
A--3~-----------------0~--------------------3-2---2~----------------------|
E--0~-----------------0~--------------------------0~-----------------3-3-3|
2x minus 3 That was the answer Why'd I go crazy?
e-3~-------------------------------------3-|
B-0~-------------------------------------0-|
G-0~-------------------------------------0-|
D-0~-------------------------------------0-|
A-2~-------------------------------------2-|
E-3~-------------------------------------3-|
When I knew it already? Cause I'm a walrus.