Misc Unsigned Bands - Anthony Hill - Simple Simon Chords & Tabs

Simple Simon - Words and music by Anthony Hill

Verse 1

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There goes Simon, he’s got four girlfriends and a moped
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They all want to ride on
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But he’s only got one helmet and there’s only one of him
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So you know who will be wearing it

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They’re smiling and laughing, and as someone always says
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It’s an accident waiting to happen
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But he pretends that he cannot hear, he’s got his brothers’ licence
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And he’ll be old enough himself this time next year


Chorus

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A few more years from now, Simon will be looking round thinking
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Why did nobody tell me, it wouldn’t always be so easy
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To find a girl that likes me, now I’m older and I’m slightly
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Overweight and I’m alone, the girls I knew have grown
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They no longer answer the phone… when I ring them


Verse 2
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It’s simple Simon, you picked all your fruit
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Before it even had time to ripen


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Now all the girls that liked ya have seen what you really were
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At school; a bit of a wanker!


Chorus

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Oh it’s such a shame, cos Simon has actually changed
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He’s going “why did nobody tell me it wouldn’t always be so easy?”
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To find a girl that likes me, now I’m older and I’m slightly
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Overweight and I’m alone, the girls I knew have grown
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They no longer answer the phone… when I ring them




Verse 3

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It’s simple Simon; act your age and eventually
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A nice girl will come along and find you
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It’s simple Simon; act your age and eventually 
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The right girl will come along and maybe

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Want to marry you and have your babies
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Not particularly in that order!


*Repeat Chorus*