Misc Television - Family Guy - Thank The Whites Chords & Tabs

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We gave you Eminem
And Justin Bieber too                 
Even though they dress and
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try to talk like you
The music of Taylor Swift and
clothing from J.Crew
And Jon Heder
Also half of Derek Jeter
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Add to that a fleet of soccer moms
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Packed into their yoga tights
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And for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff
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You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites
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Thank the whites, thank the whi---ites
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You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites

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We gave you "Breaking Bad"
And all the songs by Creed   
All the cast of "Friends" and 
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trash like Tara Reid
A virtual world of porn so you can spill your seed
Ray-Ban glasses
leggy blondes with tiny asses
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Frisbee sports, and fancy coffee too
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Energy efficient lights!
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And for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff
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You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites
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Thank the whites, thank the whi---ites
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You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites!