Misc Television - Family Guy - I Like Farts Chords & Tabs

    G                   
I don't like fancy learnin' books.
    C
I don't like apple tarts.
   G
I don't like cozy breakfast nooks.
   D7
I don't like modern arts.
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             G
Well I like farts,
           C
Yes I like farts,
        D                                                  G
I like long farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts.
G
If you got hearts (Peter: Oh I got hearts)
                  C
Let's hear those farts (Peter: How do I start)
     D                                       G
Well Peter I will help you get your fart to start
G                    C         D ......
PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHHT PHHHT...

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