Misc - Dumb Ways To Die Chords & Tabs

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                                  Dumb Ways to Die
                   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
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Tabbed by: rvaen
E-mail: aseroff17@gmail.com
Credit: to the guy who did all the hard work but got the music all wrong.

Tuning: Standard

(Intro and verses)
         C            Fmaj7                            
e-------------0-----------0-----|
B------------1-----------1------|
G-----------0-----------2-------| (Repeat this until the end of each verse) 
D----------2--------2h3---------|
A------0h3----------------------|
E-------------------------------|

Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

CHORUS
C    C/B     Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         F#5      G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    C/B     Am    Em
Dumb ways to die 
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die
END OF CHORUS

Get your toast out with a fork 
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/m/misc/dumb_ways_to_die_crd_ver_2.html ]
CHORUS

Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in out of space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

CHORUS

Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue 
(pause)
'I wonder what this red button will
do'

CHORUS

F        G      C            Em      F      G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
   F        G        C        Em      F
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                      Am            
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G                                Am 
Drive around the boom gates at a railroad crossing
G                                 Am  
Run across the tracks between the platforms 
F                           G
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly 

ENDING CHORUS
C    C/B     Am    Em
Dumbest ways to die
C    C/B     Am    Em
Dumbest ways to die
C    C/B     Am    Em
Dumb ways to die 
   F         
So many dumb
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die