Intro
G D A Bm 2x
Verse 1
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I wish you smelled a little funny
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Not just funny really bad
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We could roam the streets forever
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Just like cats but we'd never stray
Verse 2
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I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
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I could raise you in the tub at home
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We could take a swim together
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On weekly daytrips to the bay
Refrain
G D A Bm
Ooooooh, you and me
G D A Bm
It would be only you and me
G D A Bm 2x
Verse 3
G D A Bm
I wish you were a little bigger
G D A Bm
Not just big but really really fat
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Doors you would no longer fit through
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In my bed you would have to stay
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Verse 4
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I often wish that you had feathers
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I'd keep you in a giant cage
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All day long I'd sit and watch you
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And sing for you if it would be okay
Refrain
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Oh Oh, you and me
G D A Bm
It will be only you and me
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Ooooh, you and me
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It will be only you and me
G D A Bm 2x
Verse 5
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I wish you were a little slower
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Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed
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I could put you on a socket
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And you could never run away
Verse 6
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I really wish that you were smaller
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Not just small but really really short
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So I could put you in my pocket
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And carry you around all day
Refrain
G D A Bm
Ooo-ooh, you and me
G D A Bm
It will be only you and me
G D A Bm
Ooo-ooh, you and me
G D A Bm
It will be only you and me
G D A Bm
It will be only you and me
