Artist: Steven Lynch
Song: "If I Were Gay"
Album: Live
Transcribed by: Joe (Superjoe45@yahoo.com)
(A? = x02x33)
Intro:
D A? D G (4x)
Verse 1:
D A D D/G
Here we are, dear old friend,
Bm G A
You and I, drunk again
D A D D/G
Laughs've been had, tears have been shed,
Bm G A
Maybe the whisky's gone to my head
Chorus 1:
D A Bm G
But, if I were gay, I would give you my heart
D A Bm G
And, if I were gay, You'd be my work of art
D A Bm G
And, if I were gay, we would swim in romance
A G A D A D G (2x)
But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants
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Verse 2:
D A D D/G
It's not that I don't care (I do),
Bm G A
It's just that I don't see myself in you
D A D D/G
Another time, another scene
Bm G A
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean
Chorus 2:
D A Bm G
But, if I were gay, I would give you my soul
D A Bm G
And, if I were gay, I would give you my hole-being!
D A Bm G
And, if I were gay, we would tear down the walls
A G A D A D G (2x)
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cuping my -hands!
Verse 3:
D A D D/G
We've never hugged, we've never kissed
D A D D/G
I've never been intimate, with your fist
D A D D/G
And you have opened, brand new doors
D A D D/G D A D D/G (4x)
Get over here and drop, your, Draaaaaawweeerrrs!
