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THE SCIENCE OF SELLING YOURSELF SHORT - Less Than Jake
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Tabbed by: dodlhuat
Tuning: Standard
F Am Dm
I've come to my senses,
C F
That I've become senseless,
F Am Dm C F
I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships,
F Am Dm C F
Every last conviction, I smoked them all away,
F Am Dm C Dm
I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way,
Dm Am Dm
So I sit and wait and wonder,
C Gm
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
C Gm C Bb
Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteems,
Bb F C
I'll sing along,
Yeah with every emergency,
Bb F C
Just sing along,
I'm the king of catastrophies,
Bb F C
I'm so far gone,
Bb F C
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
F
I'm my own worst enemy
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F Am Dm C F
I could be an expert on co-dependency,
F Am Dm C F
I could write the best book on underage tragedy,
F Am Dm C F
I've been spending my time at the local liquor store,
F Am Dm C Dm
I've been sleeping nightly on my best friends kitchen floor,
Dm Am Dm
So I sit and wait and wonder,
C Gm
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
C Gm C Bb
I'm so over-dosed on apathy and burnt out on sympathy.
Bb F C
I'll sing along,
Yeah with every emergency,
Bb F C
Just sing along,
I'm the king of catastrophies,
Bb F C
I'm so far gone,
Bb F C
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
F
I'm my own worst enemy
Bb Am
Let the meaning slip away
Dm C
Lost my faith in another day,
Bb Am
Self deprication seems okay,
Dm C
I never thought I'd make it anyway
Bb F C
I'll sing along,
Yeah with every emergency,
Bb F C
Just sing along,
I'm the king of catastrophies,
Bb F C
I'm so far gone,
Bb F C
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
F
I'm my own worst enemy
I'm my own worst enemy [x5]
