Knorrig - Staple Gun Chords & Tabs


Staple Gun Chords & Tabs

Knorrig Chords & Tabs

Version: 2 Type: Chords

Staple Gun Chords

STAPLE GUN - ( a desk-top equipment awareness song ) 

verses- B, F#, G 

ska bridge G, C, D 

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There was a guy called John 
He found a staple gun 
He thought it was a phone 
And now he has no ear 
His family thought he was dumb 
His mum said 'Oh dear John 
that's a bloody staple gun' 
I now fear for your ear 



The hospital surgeon said 
she was gonna amputate John's head 
The left side of it that is 
the surgeon's name was Liz 
'Your'e really stupid John 
That's a bloody staple gun 
She cut off poor John's ear 
And now he can't really sort of properly hear