Holy Moly - Retarded Love Story Chords & Tabs

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This isn't the exact the way the song is played but I think it's pretty damn close.  


INTRO

C   G   Am
F   G

Verse 1

          C       G        Am
They said our relationship wouldn't work
           F            G
Cause your IQ is 50 and I eat dirt
      C     G        Am
We're not a romantic comedy
        F                 G
We're a mentally retarded love story

   F                    G
So grab your walker and come with me
      C       G              Am
We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady
      F                  G 
We'll make wedding bands with macaroni 
          F        G           C G Am F G
Well were mentally retarded in love
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/h/holy_moly/retarded_love_story_crd.html ]
     C       G          Am
Well when we drool it's kind of cool
      F                         G
Well we'll ride the short bus on the way to school
         C               G                Am
Well the government will help us and your mom will too
     F                          G
Well my grandma's got an apartment behind her pool

   F                    G
So grab your walker and come with me
      C       G              Am
We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady
      F                  G 
We'll make wedding bands with macaroni 
          F        G           C G Am
Well were mentally retarded in love
          F        G           C G Am
Well were mentally retarded in love


           F        G
Well we're mentally retarded
           F            G  
Well we're so damn darn retarded
           F           G           C G Am
Well we're bu, bu, bu, retarded in love