This is one i have Gigged in the past, and dedicated to my second ex-wife, always pulls a laugh.
Not sure who the original artist is, but it is a great fun song. Frankz84
I have shown the fingerstyle i use for this song. Play it with "bounce"
PISS UP A ROPE
G
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G G
My dinners on fire, while she watches TV,
C C
And if you ever wondered what it`s like to be me,
G G
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes,
D D
Yells at my buddys and insults my folks,
G G
I`m breaking by back doing the best that i can,
C C
She`s got time for her dog and none for her man,
G D
And i`m no dope! But i can`t cope!
D G
So hit the fuckin` road, and Piss up a rope.
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CHORUS
G(Tacet)
You can piss up a rope.........
C
You can put on your shoes,
C
Hit the road get truckin`,
G G
Pack your bags, i don`t need the Agg`,
D D
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin`
G G
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
C C
Now you`re up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
G(Tacet) D(Tacet) G G
And i can`t cope, So piss up a rope....
G
You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble,
C
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle,
G
For the last six months i`ve been packing your bag,
D
You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag,
G
Till my balls feel soft and smooth like silk,
C
I`m sick of your mouth, and your two percent milk,
G D
And i`m no dope, but i`ve lost all hope,
G
So hit the fuckin` road, and piss up a rope.
CHORUS
G
You can piss up a rope.........
C
You can put on your shoes,
Hit the road get truckin`,
G
Pack your bags, i don`t need the Agg`,
D
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin`
G
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
C
Now you`re up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
G D G
And i can`t cope, So piss up a rope....
