D C Bm A G
And the sign said long haired, freaky people, need not apply.
D A G A
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in and asked him why?
Bm G
He said, you look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you`ll do.
D A G A
So, I took off my hat, said, imagine that..huh, me, workin' for you.
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D C G
Signs, signs, everywhere signs,
D G
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind.
D A
Do this, don't do that..
C
Can’t you read the signs?
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D C Bm A G
And the sign said anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight.
D A
So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house
G A
“Hey, what gives you the right?”
Bm G
You put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in.
D A G A
If God were here, He’d tell you to your face, Man, you’re some kind a sinner.
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D C G
Signs, signs, everywhere signs,
D G
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind.
D A
Do this, don`t do that..
C
Can’t you read the signs?
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A
I said now mister, can’t you read,
G D
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat.
D A
You can’t even watch, no, you can’t eat,
G D
you ain’t supposed to be here . . here.
D
And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside..unnh!
D C G D G D A C
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D C Bm A G
And the sign said, everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray.
D A
And they passed around a plate at the end of it all,
G A
And I didn`t have a penny to pay.
Bm G
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign.
D A G A
It said, thank you Lord for thinkin’ ‘bout me, I’m alive and doing fine.
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D C G
Signs, signs, everywhere signs,
D G
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind.
D A
Do this, don't do that..
C
Can’t you read the signs?
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D C G
Signs, signs, everywhere signs,
D G
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind.
D A
Do this, don't do that..
C
Can’t you read the signs?
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