Fall Out Boy - Im Like A Lawyer With The Way Im Always Trying To Get You Off Me You Chords & Tabs

Song: I'm Like A Lawyer With the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)
Band/Artist: Fall Out Boy
Album: Infinity On High
Release Date: 2006


I think this is as accurate as it can be novice-wise. Enjoy!

(For effect, stroke-strum in the first verse up until "last". Also play softly in 
half of the first part of the third chorus, then play as before)

Tuning: Standard

~CAPO 1~


Verse 1:


C           Am
Last year's wishes

    C             Am
Are this year's apologies

C          Em           F                       
Every last time I come home

          C           Am
I take my last chance

          C             Am
To burn a bridge or two

       C                Em
I only keep myself this sick in the head

         F
'Cause I know how the words get you 


Pre-chorus:


Em                     Am
We're the new face of failure

Em                           Am
Prettier and younger but not any better off

G                 C
Bulletproof lonliness

    F        G  (For effect here, stroke-strum, pause then play chorus)
At best, at best


Chorus:

       C
Me and you

             Am
Setting in a honeymoon

      F
If I woke up next to you

      G
If I woke up next to you

       C
Me and you

             Am
Setting in a honeymoon

      F
If I woke up next to you

      F
If I woke up next to you


Verse 2:


   Am           C
Collect the bad habits

                  Am           C
That you couldn't bare to keep

Am         Em             F
Out of the woods but I love

         Am             C
A tree I used to lay beneath
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           Am        C
Kissed teeth stained red

        Am         Em
From a sour bottle baby girl

     F
With eyes the size of baby worlds


Pre-chorus:


Em                     Am
We're the new face of failure

Em                           Am
Prettier and younger but not any better off

G                 C
Bulletproof lonliness

    F        G  (For effect, stroke-strum then play chorus)
At best, at best


Chorus:


       C
Me and you

             Am
Setting in a honeymoon

      F
If I woke up next to you

      G
If I woke up next to you

       C
Me and you

             Am
Setting in a honeymoon

      F
If I woke up next to you

      F
If I woke up next to you


Bridge:


    Am    
The best way

      F
To make it through

       C                  Em
With hearts and wrists intact

       Am
Is to realize

 F                      G
Two out of three ain't bad

       G  (For effect, stroke-strum then play chorus)
Ain't bad


Chorus:


       C
Me and you

             Am
Setting in a honeymoon

      F
If I woke up next to you

      G
If I woke up next to you

       C
Me and you

 Am
(Honeymoon)
 
F                     G
Setting in a honeymoon

       C
Me and you

             Am
Setting in a honeymoon

      F
If I wake up next to you

      G
If I woke up next to you

       C
Me and you

             Am
Setting in a honeymoon

      F
If I wake up next to you

F       Am (Single strum on both chords)
(Honeymoon) 


Thanks for using this one! Comment if anything is wrong or anything.

-Lozza :)