D F#
I can't help being depressed
Bm
When I look down at my chest
Gm
Oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent
G Gm
How can I ever compete with 34 double D's?
D F#
And I'm rollin my eyes
Bm
When I look down at my thighs
F#
They might as well tape everything that I eat,
G
To my legs
D
I am too broke for the knife
A
Too lazy to exercise
But if I had hazel eyes
Maybe I could be fly.
D
If I had no cellulite
F#
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Bm
Then maybe I
A
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
D
And if I had a small waist
F#
I'd make the boys go insane
Bm
And maybe I
A
Maybe I, I,
D
I could be so fly.
F# Bm A
So fly [3x]
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D
Now listen
F#
I've got a beautiful soul
Bm
But only 4 people know
G
They've known me since I was 10
D
Beauty did not matter then
F#
Now that I'm 18 all that matters
Bm
Is sex cars and money
G
I ain't got none of the three
D F#
So basically, I am invisible to all of the fellas
Bm
And I sit at home jealous
G
There was no golden ticket
D
In my chocolate today.
And worst of all
F# Bm
I'm reminded in the cruelest ways
G
Of how I don't look and I should look
And that's why I say...
D
If I had no cellulite
F#
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Bm
Then maybe I
A
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
D
And if I had a small waist
F#
I'd make the boys go insane
Bm
And maybe I
A
Maybe I, I,
D
I could be so fly.
F# Bm A
So fly [x6]
F# F#
So basically all I need
Bm
Is to be everything but me
Colored contacts
G
Liposuction
F#
And breast implants
F#
Somehow that don't make much sense
Bm
I must be out of my head
G
If I think, that I am governed by material things.
D F#
So I decided I'm
Bm
The definition of fly
G
And if you want to know why
D
I know what money can't buy
F#
Don't go believing the hype
Bm
There's no runway in the sky
G
And no way you could be fly
Not if it costs you a dime.
D
If I had no cellulite
F#
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Bm
Then maybe I
A
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
D
And if I had a small waist
F#
I'd make the boys go insane
Bm
And maybe I
A
Maybe I, I,
D
I could be so fly.
