This is the second song on the Derek and Clive Live Album
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudley_Moore
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZEEgIti8sM
I have removed the swear words
Jump (Dudley Moore)
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D G
As I was walking down the street one day,
Em7 A
I saw a house on fire,
D
There was a man standing at an upper storey window
G A
Shouting and screaming to the crowd that was gathered there below,
G A D
For he was sore afraid,
D G
Jump, you mucker, Jump,
Em7 A
Jump into this ‘ere blanket what we are holding,
D Em7 D/F# A D
And you will be alright.",
D G A
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his bloody neck,
D Em7 D/F# A D
There was no blanket.
D G
Laugh, we nearly shat,
Em7
We have not laughed so much since grandma died,
G A
Or Aunty Mable caught her left one in the mangle,
G A D Em7 D/F# A D
We are miserable sinners, Fiiiiiiiiilthy muckers.
G D
Amen
