Dos Dedos - 1800 Transvestite Sluts Chords & Tabs

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When i wake up at night, and im feeling horny,
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i get up out of my bed, and i switch on my tv.
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i slip in a porno, it gives me a boner
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i reach across the table, i grab my telephone.
               
                CHORUS

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I dial 1800 transvestite sluts
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They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
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1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak yeah

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I slip into my panties, into my fishnets
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i rub some spit upmy ass my man pussy is wet
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i grab my anal probe and i ram it home
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while i roughly masturbate my throbbing bone (and i dial)

                CHORUS then 

                BRIDGE
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and in the day, when nobodies home
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i feel the k k calling of my telephone
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i grab my dildo,my ky jelly
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my ass is lubed up, i switch on my tv (and i dial)




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I dial 1800 transvestite sluts
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They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
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1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak 

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 1800 yeah the trannies are comin
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They are jacking off and they will give you a bumming
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1800 yeah you better run fast
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cause they will suck your dick and fuck your ass yeah heaah
               OUTRO (repeat)

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