Dear And The Headlights - Telemarket Mishap Chords & Tabs

Standard Tuning

Riff 1
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D
You have your own life I know, but show up you should
G
I'm disappointed, my vision blurs alone on the curb
D
Eight weeks since and it's still the same
		     G			D
"Something just came up, I'm so sorry"

Riff 1					D
And maybe I've got needs that you can't cure
				       D
But I'm waiting by the phone until I'm sure

D
Love like statistics, I've got a head full of hell alone in my thoughts
G
Kill the subject; refine the joke, which ever prompts response
D
In the moments you laugh it's still not enough
     G				D
You miss me, you can't mean that
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Riff 1					D
And maybe you've got needs that I can't cure
Riff 1			D
We sleep in separate houses
				    G
A Guarded head shapes the face and heart
		Em
So loss ain't bad
			    G
I'm trading processing for sleep
		  Em		      D
So it don't seem sad that I'm losing you

D
Blotch the face, blood vessels
		          G
Broken heart and canvas skin
					       D
Write it all out you won't ever quite describe it
							   G
Loaned to father for weekends and given back without the interest
					      D
Trivialize memories, dumb it down to make it fit
						   
Syllables, grammatical, read and rewrite for the reader
	 G			
All the bitter nights in my room alone
				 
They won't know all my secret problems
	D
Or the love that overcame us both

An untold twenty-two year story
	 G
So it's one tale and then another, I was saying earlier

				     G
A Guarded head shapes the face and heart
		Em
So loss ain't bad
			    G
I'm trading processing for sleep
		  Em
So it don't seem sad that I'm losing you

G Em x2
When are you coming home 

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