Dane Cook - Ill Never Be You Chords & Tabs

Dane Cook – I’ll Never Be You

e| --------------------------------------------------------|
B| --------------------------------------------------------|
G| --------------------------------------------------------|
D| --------------------------------------------------------|
A| -----2---------3---------4---------1--------------------|
E| -0-0---0---4-4---4---5-5---5---2-2---2------------------|

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--------2---------3-----4-4---4-3-2-1--1-1---------------||
----0-0---0---4-4---4---5-5---5-4-3-2--2-2---------------||

The verses are the exact same as this with slight variations (i.e. palm mute the first 
strings, etc…)

Chords:   E   E* G#   A   G#  G   F#  F   F#*
e| -------0---7---4---5---4---3---2---1---9--|
B| -------0---9---4---5---4---3---2---1---11-|
G| -------1---9---5---6---5---4---3---2---11-|
D| -------2---9---6---7---6---5---4---3---11-|
A| -------2---7---6---7---7---5---4---3---9--|
E | ------0---x---4---5---4---3---2---1---x--|

Chords:
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/d/dane_cook/ill_never_be_you_tab.html ]
Palm muted riff............................................E E*
God, badass, motherfucker, red white and BLUE.

E* G#
You dont know me,

A A G# G F# E*
but I know you.

E* G# A
Its a real-love hate thing.
A G# G F# E*
I love to hate you.

E* G# -MUTE-
I get so frustrated,
A F#
but tell me just what can I do?
-MUTE-
Ill never be you!
E (fingerpick)
Sooooooo, true.

Ill never be you.
G# (fingerpick)
Sooooooo, true.

Ill never be you
A (fingerpick)
Sooooooo, true.

Ill never be you.
F# (fingerpick) -PAUSE-
Sooooooo, true.
E*
Ill never be you!
G#
Ill never be you!
A
No, I'll never be you!
F#
Ill never be you!
F E
Ill never be you, no!
G#
Ill never be you!
A F#*
Ill never be, never be, Y O...you....

Ending
e| --3-0----------0---|
B| ------3-0------0---|
G| ----------1----1---|
D| ---------------2---|
A| ---------------2---|
E| ------------3b-0---|

Note: This is not my tab. I found it on some obscure forum, but I've been getting 
emails asking me for it. I take no credit in making this file.