Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine Chords & Tabs

 

Maxine Chords & Tabs

Cosmo Jarvis Chords & Tabs

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Maxine Chords

   
Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine
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Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.
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Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band, 
it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a 
monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm.
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INTRO:
C   C   C   C   F  F  F  G [x3]
C   C   C   C   F
F         F         G
Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid

VERSE 1:
C       C                 C          C 
I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you
    F           F    F   G
But you're screaming
    C       C                C            C 
And I'm not grabbing you, or slapping the ass of you
    F       F    F   G
But I'm dreaming
      C               C                 C                  C 
Cause I like girls in Trackies, I don't know why they just grab me
      F                  F     F                  G
And I like how you stand up, I like how you stand up
C            C              C              C 
I'm not that weird, I don't have a girl or beard
        F      F   F      G
And I'm so fed up, so fed up

PRE-CHORUS 1:
         Am           G            Em              Am
I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm
        Am                   G           Em           Am
Cause I don't have that much money I can spend, I can spend
          Am              G                Em              Am
No matter how much porn I download, I will always think of you
    Am          G              Em           Am
And I will be obsessed til the end, til the end

CHORUS:
  C       C            Dm         C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
           G            F       C
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
  C       C            Dm         C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
      C          G            C
And I can't stop thinking of you!

INTERLUDE:
C   C   C   C   F  F  F  G [x2]
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/c/cosmo_jarvis/maxine_crd.html ]
VERSE 2:
C         C              C                   C 
I'm not a wanker, well I used to be, but I'm not anymore
         F        F     F   G
Cause it makes me tired
    C               C          C               C 
And I'm glad you're happy, but if my love gets crappy
        F             F     F   G
And I'm glad you're admired
      C            C             C            C 
And I know I'm immature, I won't stalk you anymore
      F         F         F         G
I'm a dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid
    C          C                C              C 
And I'm not forgetting you, I'm just not gonna hit on you.
    F          F       F    G
I'm sexually retarded.

INTERLUDE:
C   C   C   C   F  F  F  G

PRE-CHORUS 2:
Am          G              Em         Am
Speaking of jacking, I was doing it today
           Am               G               Em                Am
But then I quit so I'd last longer, and you wouldn't laugh at me
Am               G                 Em            Am
I'm one of those guys, I can't let go and accept loathing
           Am             G            Em  Am
Cause I've got quite an addictive personality.

CHORUS:
  C       C            Dm         C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
           G            F       C
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
  C       C            Dm         C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
      C          G            C
And I can't stop thinking of you!

SOLO:
Am  G  Em  Am [x4]

PRE-CHORUS 3:
        Am             G               Em                 Am
I'm not saying we were gonna bang, but it would have been quite nice
      Am                  G              Em                Am
And I would have liked it more, than the best thing in the world
Am             G                 Em          Am
You're not the first I've done a song about, trust me.
    Am              G             Em                A
I'm really not that weird, I just get obsessed with girls!

CHORUS:
  C       C            Dm         C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
           G            F       C
And I'd do anything you tell me to! (My balls are cold)
  C       C            Dm         C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
      C          G            C    C
And I can't stop thinking of you!

BRIDGE:
      C             C             Dm            C
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed
      G             F
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed
  
CHORUS:
  C       C            Dm         C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
           G            F       C
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
  C       C            Dm         C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
      C          G            C
And I can't stop thinking of you!
[x2]