“DEAR PENIS” – DAVID ALLEN COLE
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1) Dear Penis – I don’t think I like you anymore,
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You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at
the floor,
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Ohh Dear Penis – I don’t I like you anymore.
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It used to be you and me, a paper towel and dirty
magazine,
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That’s all we needed to get by.
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How it’s seems things have changed and I think that
you’re the one to blame,
D G A D
Dear Penis – I don’t like you anymore.
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2)Dear Rodney – I don’t think I like you anymore,
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‘Cause when you get to drinkin’, you put me places I’ve
never been before,
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Ohh Dear Rodney – I don’t like you anymore.
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Why can’t we get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship,
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Come to terms with how we really feel?
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If we put our heads together, we’d just stay home forever.
D G A D
Dear Penis – I think I like you after all.
D G A D
Ohh And Rodney – While you’re shavin’, shave my balls.
