99 Biker Friends Chords & Tabs
This is my first Tab...well its not really a tab is it...hmmm... well anyways I
wanted a chordal version so here it is!
(Palm Mute Verse)
D A G A
Such a big man, such a little chick.
D A G A
I think it all goes back to your tiny
D A G A
Pick-up truck in the driveway,
D A G A
With a sticker on the window
G A
"Rest in Peace Number 3".
(Strum)
D A
Tell all your friends
G A
How you put her in her place.
D A
7 pounds of makeup
G A G
Just to hide her beat up face.
G G G A
Such a pretty face.
[Chorus:]
D A G A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D A G A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
G A
She's wearing shades but we all see
C# G D G
Behind the tinted glass.
G B
And I've got 99 biker friends
A G
That wanna kick your ass.
(Palm Mute)
D
Tell her that you're sorry.
A
Blame it on the beer.
G
Your dad was mean to you.
A B <--not muted
Your friends think you're an asshole
G A
And I do too.
D A G A
Over compensatin' for your small shoes.
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B
Taking her away, but you won't say when.
A
Hold her in your arms,
A G D D D
Tell her this won't happen again.
D <--palm mute G
When will this end? Well
[Chorus:]
D A G A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D A G A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
G A
She's wearing shades but we all see
C# G D G
Behind the tinted glass.
G B
And I've got 99 biker friends
A G
That wanna kick your ass.
C# A G
I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
C#
With his trusty nun-chucks
A G
Chuck Norris is still alive,
G
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
G
All the dudes from "Danger, Danger".
A
Let's get the A-Team,
A
50 Cent with his bling-bling,
A G
And a couple of prison guards.
[Chorus:]
D A G A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D A G A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
G A
She's wearing shades but we all see
C# G D G
Behind the tinted glass.
G B
And I've got 99 biker friends
A G
That wanna kick your ass.
(MUTE)
(99 biker friends)
D A G A D A G A
I hope that you can run fast
(just wanna mention this)
D A G A
Start runnin' now D A G A
(99 biker friends)
D A G A
just wanna mention this
(just wanna mention this)
D <---no mute
We gonna kick your ass.
BFS FTW! JARET IS THE GREATEST!
