This is how all the root notes of the song are played with timing. You may find it
hard to time but I can play this song on piano and trust me, it's right.
Progression during spoken word: C D Em D C D Em Bb x2
(spoken) This songs about how deep I am
I'm really fucking deep bro
So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep
G Bb Em (C)
G Bb Em
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree,
and take to the air?
G Bb Em
Me Neither
G Bb Em
Have you ever took time out to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
G Bb Em
Meat Cleaver
G Bb Em C
The people in my life are like grains of sand
G Bb
Cause they stick together
Em
Yeah.. Often near my butt hole
C D Em D C D
If life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fish
G B
A fish that's drowning
C D
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Em D C D
Than I am a freshly jellied kid
G B
Come witness my crowning ( straight onto the next line without a gap )
C
Cause thoughts of mine
D (palm mute)
Must be a sign that I'm
G
Hashtag Deep
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G Bb Em
(spoken: If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?)
G Bb
Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet seat,
Em G Bb Em
instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither... Me neither!
G Bb
Have you ever wrote a song note for note,
Em
and not a single note was out of place, duh?
G Bb Em C G
The people in my life are like blades of grass.. How?
Bb Em
Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!
C D Em D C
Art is a harlot and i am her sassy urban friend
D G B
Uh, bitch why you being so selfish
C D Em D
If momma is right and the world is my oyster then
C D G B
I-----I must have an allergy to shellfish
C D
You don't know. How could you know
G D Em C
If life makes you wish you were dead
G D C D G
Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head
D Em C
Spend forever a---asle---ep,
G D C D
'cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
G D Em C
Hashtag...
