Better Than Nothing - My Goldfish Got Nuked In The Microwave Chords & Tabs

This song was written by the best lyric writer of all time: 
Ross Hornbeck

It needs some good tabs and if you have any to this awesome
song played by a punk band e-mail:

                                         hAwK@juno.com

I once had a goldfish
His name was Fred

I once had a goldfish
But now he’s dead

He was as boring as can be
Always sat there and stared at me

So one day I got fed up
Told that goldfish to give-up

He just sat that in the same position
Then one day I found him in the kitchen

There in the microwave
He never did behave

And my goldfish got…

"NUKED IN THE MICROWAVE
NUKED IN THE MICROWAVE
NUKED IN THE MICROWA-AVE"
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I felt so bad I sat and cried
I brought old Fred to suicide

What a horrible way to die
Every night I ask God why

I never will forgive myself
I took Fred’s bowl off the shelf

Never again will I see Fred
Cause now poor Fred is dead

Seeing him dead was so hard
So I buried him in our backyard

I know he’ll always be with me
Cause in my heart forever he’ll be

If only I could go back to that day
The things that I would say

"I’ m so sorry Fred
For whatever I said

So I dedicate this song to you
To the greatest fish we ever knew "
 
My goldfish got…

"NUKED IN THE MICROWAVE
NUKED IN THE MICROWAVE
NUKED IN THE MICROWA-AVE"

I once had a goldfish
His name was Fred

I once had a goldfish
But now he’s dead…