Beer Softened Stool - Welcome To The Retard Ball Chords & Tabs


Welcome To The Retard Ball Chords & Tabs

Beer Softened Stool Chords & Tabs

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Welcome To The Retard Ball Chords

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Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:28:56 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson" 
Subject: TAB: Welcome to the Retard Ball by Beer Softened Stool

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"Welcome to the Retard Ball" by Beer Softened Stool
>From "The Brown Album"
[ Tab from: ]
Riff 1				"riff" 2

play  riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold

[G]Hey baby do ya wanna dance?!
[G]ya lookin' good I feel like romance!
[C]See the girl with the helmet on?!
[C]Her leg braces really turn me on!
[G]Disco lights dancin' off your hair!
[G]Take the brake off of your wheelchair!

[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!
[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!

[G]Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid!
[G]When she gets to lovin' all the boys!
[C]They come a rollin' in their wheely carts!
[C]ya know Brenda's gonna break thier hearts!
[G]uh oh! Someone had an accident!
[G]SMells like Marc done pooped his pants!

solo over verse
{chorus} 2x