Capo on 2<----------------------------------------
Intro: [G, D, C] x4
Verse:
G D C G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D C G
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
G D C G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D C
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
G
ottoman)
G D C G
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D C G
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)
G D C D
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
Chorus:
C D G Em C
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
C D G Em C
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
C D G
If I had a million dollars
Em (Strum these chords once) C
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
D
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Break (Talking part): G, D, C
[Same strumming pattern as intro and verses]
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
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Verse:
G D C G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D C G
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
G D C G
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D C G
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
G D C G
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
G D C
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant
G
bones)
G D C D
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
Chorus:
C D G Em C
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
C D G Em C
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
C D G Em C
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
D
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Break: G, D, C
[same as first]
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
Verse:
G D C G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D C G
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
G D C G
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D C G
Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
G D C G
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G D C G
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
G D C D
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
Outro:
C D G Em C
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
C D G Em C
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
C D G Em C
If I had a million dollars
D
I'd be rich
