Amanda Palmer - Map Of Tasmania Chords & Tabs

Song Title: Map of Tasmania
Artist: Amanda Palmer
Key: G
Tabbed by: Kate
Notes: This song is so much fun to listen to and to play. It's really, quite simple. The 
version I'm tabbing is the version Amanda plays live for her "An Evening with Neil 
Geiman and Amanda Palmer."
Based off of a colloquial  euphamism in Australia, this song is highly inappropriate! 
But a really good laugh!
Lyrics in Parenthesis are shouted in time by the audience.
The song sounds good however you like to play it, keyboards, guitar (eletric or 
otherwise) or how Amanda does it live on her Evening With record, on Ukulele!

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Oh. My. God. (Fuck it!)
D

Am7
Oh. My. God! (Fuck it!)
D

Am7
They don’t play the song on the radio
D
They don’t show the tits on the video
Am7
They don’t know that we are the media
D
They don’t know that we start the mania
Am7
Your Eyes don’t want to see what I’m making you
D
Your ass is off its seat and I’m shaking you
Am7
Walking down the street I’m the lady – ah -
D
Showing off my Map of Tasmania!
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/a/amanda_palmer/map_of_tasmania_crd.html ]
Am7
Oh. My. God. (Fuck it!)
D
Showin' off my Map of Tasmania!
Am7
Oh. My. God! (Fuck it!)
D
Showin' off my Map of Tasmania!

Am7
Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle
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Some girls want no shape and they shave it all
Am7
That’s so whack, it hurts with the stubble
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Walking ’round and look like an eight-year-old
Am7
I say grow that shit like a jungle
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Give ‘em something strong to hold onto
Am7
Let it fly in the open wind
D
If it get too bushy, you can trim

Am7
Oh. My. God. (Fuck it!)
D
Showin' off my Map of Tasmania!

Am7
Oh. My. God! (Fuck it!)
D
Showin' off my Map of Tasmania!

Am7
They don’t play the song on the radio
D
They don’t show the tits on the video
Am7
They don’t know that we are the media
D
They don’t know that we start the mania
Am7
You Eyes don’t want to see what I’m making you
D
Your ass is off its seat and I’m shaking you
Am7
Walking down the street I’m the lady – ah -
D
Showing off my Map of Tasmaniaaaa!

Thanks mates!

Enjoy!