Weird Al Yankovic - You Dont Love Me Anymore Chords & Tabs

YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE
Weird Al Yankovic

Capo 1st Fret

 C                        Em
We've been together for so very long
     Gm
But now things are changing,
       Dm
Oh I wonder what's wrong?
 Dm                      G
Seems you don't want me around
       Dm                    F         G
The passion is gone and the flames died down

          C                    Em
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
      Gm                              Dm
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
 Dm                     G
You used to think I was nice
    Dm                                    F        G
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist

    Bb                         F
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
      C                            G
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
       Dm          F                     C
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

 C                          Em             
I knew that we were having problems when 
Gm                           Dm
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
Dm                           G
You're still the light of my life
     Dm                          F              G
Oh darling I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife
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C                                 Em                
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
Gm                          Dm
You poison my coffee just a little each day
Dm                                     G
I still remember the way that you laughed
Dm                          F        G
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

    Bb                                      F
Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra
C                     G
Doing in my underwear drawer?
         Dm                 F                    C
Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore

C                               Em
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Gm                                    Dm
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will
Dm                  G
You set my house on fire
       Dm                           F             G
You pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers

C                                   Em            
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap
    Gm                     Dm
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
 Dm                      G
You drilled a hole in my head
           Dm                              F          G
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Bb                              F
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all.
       C                        G
 You never acted this way before
       Dm                 F                    C
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
                 Dm           F                    C
Oh no no, got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore