The Guild - Im The One Thats Cool Chords & Tabs

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-     I'm the one that's cool     -
-        by  The Guild            -
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Lyrics: Jed Whedon & Felicia Day
Music: Jed Whedon
Tab by TKchaos


Intro (when Base starts):
E5 C5 G5 B5 :| 2x

1ST VERSE:

E5        C5                                     
Oh, no.  Don't pretend I didn't see
G5            B5                                 
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
E5         C5                                            
Don't know if you can read or if you've seen
G5              B5                                                   
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
    C5                                                
The latest trend has hit its peak
D5                  B5                                               
They say that geek's becomin' chic
E5                   C5                                              
So now you're out of style as you can be
G5                B5                                      
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me
 

           E5                C5
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
    B5
I'm the one that's cool
           E5                 C5
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
    G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5    
I'm the one that's cool
 

E5 C5 G5 B5 :| 2x


2ND VERSE:

E5             C5                          
Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing
G5                       B5                    
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
E5             C5 
See you pose a part of nerd society
G5             B5     
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
C5                  C5                     
Watched my Next Gen every night
G5             B5                            
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
E5                            C5                          G5
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me
                         B5               
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face

[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/the_guild/im_the_one_thats_cool_crd.html ]
 
           E5                C5
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
    B5
I'm the one that's cool
           E5                 C5
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
    G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5    
I'm the one that's cool
          E5                     C5
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
    G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
           E5              C5
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
    G5
And I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool


E5 C5 G5 B5 | 1x

 
3RD VERSE:
E5            C5
Role reversal must be a total drag
    G5                   B5
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag
E5            C5
I appreciate you for being cruel
    G5                  B5
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
C5
Got my in-jokes you won't get
G5                 B5
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
E5                 C5
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb
G5                       B5
You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come


E5     C5
Got my comics
G5     B5
Got my games
E5      C5           
All the things you 
G5           B5
thought were lame
E5     C5
Got my cosplay
G5     B5
Fanfic too
E5      C5
Got you pegged
G5    B5
S T F U 


           E5                C5
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
    B5
I'm the one that's cool
           E5                 C5
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
    G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5    
I'm the one that's cool
          E5                     C5
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
    G5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
           E5              C5
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
    G5
And I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool


[while Guitar-Solo]
E5 C5 G5 B5 :| 4x

[let ring]
E5_____


NOTE:
These are all Powerchords
With open chords its:

E5 = Em
C5 = C
G5 = G
B5 = D* 

* must be something between Bm and D. With Powerchords B5 sounds better then D5. 
And with open Chords D sounds better then Bm. 

Please rate! :)
Kind regards, TKchaos