There's A Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet
by Panic At The Disco
Standard Tuning
D7: ---- XX0212
F#7: --- XX4320
Am7: --- X02010
Am(add9): X02410
B7: ---- X21202
Baug: -- X21003
Em
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
(Am)
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
Am7 G (Am) (Em)
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
(C) (G) B
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
Em D7
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
G Am7
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
Am B
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
C Bm Baug
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
Em Am(add9) Am
When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pin------stripes
Am(add9) Am Am7 B7 F#7 B7 Em
Who------a, everything goes according to plan
Em B7 Em G D
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't sta-and it
G
Because you say so under your breath
F# B7 Bm C
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
C Bm Am7 G
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am7 B7
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
B C B C B
Em
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
Am7
I bet you just can't keep up with (keep up) these fashionistas, and
G Am7
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign
B7 B B7
I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...
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Em Am
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
G C B Am
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Am7 B7 C
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,
Am7 B7 Am B7 Am7 B7
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
Em B7 Em G D
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't sta-and it
G
Because you say so under your breath
F# B7 Bm C
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
C Bm Am7 G
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am7 B7
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Em Am G Em
Am B Em Em
Em Am G Em
Am B Em Em
Em Am G Em
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am B Em
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
Em Am G Em
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am B Em
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
Em Am
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like
G Em
a night out with no one sizing you up
Am7 B7
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course
Em
you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
Em Am
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like
G Em
a night out with no one sizing you up
Am7 B7
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course
Em
you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
Em Am
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like
G Em
a night out with no one sizing you up
Am7 B7
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course
Em B7 Em
you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
