Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havent Thought Of It Yet Chords & Tabs
Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havent Thought Of It Yet Chords
Am Dm
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
F E
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed.
Dm E
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Dm E
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
(x2)
Am Dm
When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
F E G Am
Whoa, everything goes according to plan.
Am E Am
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.
C
Because you say so under your breath.
E G
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Am Dm F E
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am Dm F E
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
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Am Dm
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
F E
I bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
Am Dm
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign.
F E
I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...
Am Dm
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears.
F E
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Am Dm F
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,
E F E F E
they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin.
Am E Am
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.
C
Because you say so under your breath.
E G
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Am Dm F E
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am Dm F E
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
(x3)
Am E C
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one
F
sizing you up.
F E Am
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.
(x3)