Monty Python - Philosophers Song Chords & Tabs

 

Philosophers Song Chords & Tabs

Monty Python Chords & Tabs

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Philosophers Song Chords

   
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Date: 20 Feb 96 04:06:27 EST
From: Steve Nicholson <74431.40@compuserve.com>
Subject: CRD: Philosopher's Song by Monty Python


Philosopher's Song
-by Monty Python
[ Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/m/monty_python/philosophers_song_crd_ver_2.html ]
D
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
                    A
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
                              D
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
                   G
Whilhelm Friedrich Hegel
    A
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
                           D
Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel
                A
There's nothin' Nieizsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
            D        B7          E7
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will
After half a pint o' shanty became particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
`I drink therefore I am'

But Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
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