Misc Unsigned Bands - White Guys Jumping - Mary Chords & Tabs

Intro - G Bm Em C D x2
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G       Bm           Em  C D
I don't mean to seem rude
G             Bm                  Em    C D
But would you please send me some nudes?
G    Bm                  Em   C D
I'll make you my penis's admin
G      Bm                Em     C D
And refer to them as I'm fapping
Bm Em Bm      Em
Mary, send me nudes
Bm              Em
I swear I won't share
    C D       G  Bm Em C D G Bm Em C D
Not even with you
G          Bm          Em  C D
I'll show great appreciation
G        Bm                   Em   C D
It would make for epic masturbation
G Bm                Em                     C  D
I don't know why, I don't know why I just came
G Bm             Em            C   D
I just know that I can make it rain
Bm Em Bm      Em
Mary, send me nudes
Bm              Em
I swear I won't share
    C D       Em
Not even with you
    C D       Em
Not even with you
    C D       G
Not even with you