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Cthulhu Pie Chords & Tabs

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Cthulhu Pie Chords

   
Cthulhu Pie
Lyrics by r/freekill based on American Pie
Chords by r/spidyfan21 based on other chords
r/spidyfan21 also made a few lyrical changes

VERSE
  G     D    Em7
A long, long time ago
Am            C                Em                   D
I can still remember those berries in the grocery aisle
    G      D    Em7
And I knew right then at first glance
     Am                 C                Em              C           D
That I could make a pie perchance and maybe it would have a little smile
    Em             Am                   Em          Am
But the result, it made me shiver As I removed it after dinner
C        G      Am          C                      D
Bad news on the stove top, My breathing came to a stop
  G          D        Em           Am7            D
I can't remember if I cried When I looked into its evil eyes
G         D          Em
Something touched me deep inside
    C     D7    G   C   G
The day I baked that pie

CHORUS
   G   C      G          D
So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie
            G               C           G               D
you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why
     G    C              G       D
Your evil crust makes me want to cry
           Em                          A7   Em                          D7
Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die

VERSE
G                 Am   
Did you come here to make me flee,
         C               Am           Em             D
And were you sent by the devil to me, Will the Bible tell me so?
G       D            Em
Did you come here to devour my soul,
    Am7              C                        Em               A7        D
and will locusts fly out of your berry holes. I had to back away real slow!
       Em                  D                     Em              D
Well, I know that you’re an evil dessert and I'm not sure I can get away unhurt
    C           G            A7     C                     D7
I figured what have I got to lose , it was time for me to choose.
        G      D       Em                 Am               C
I was a lonely teenage pastry cook with a soul that heaven had forsook
   G      D           Em            
so I knew that it was time to book 
    C     D7         G
The day I baked that pie. 
C  G
I started screaming

CHORUS
   G   C      G          D
So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie
            G               C           G               D
you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why
     G    C              G       D
Your evil crust makes me want to cry
           Em                          A7   Em                          D7
Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die

VERSE
        G                   Am  
Now for ten years I've been on my own
      C                              Am        Em                      D
but the pie still haunts me when I'm all alone but that’s not how it should be.
          G      D             Em
When I grabbed my things, and I ran away
     Am7                C                   Em                      A7     D
the pie spoke to me in an ominous way with a voice that came from you and me
     Em                       D                   Em                 D
Oh, and while I thought I was safe and sound, the pie's power grew by leaps and bounds.
     C        G          A7    C         D7
Humanity was enslaved; No one could be saved.
          G        D          Em              Am                C
And while all I wanted was a tasty treat, the pie took over the world's elite,
    G         D        Em   
And we were forced to make a hasty retreat,
    C         D7     G
The day I baked that pie.
C  G
We were scream'n

CHORUS
   G   C      G          D
So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie
            G               C           G               D
you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why
     G    C              G       D
Your evil crust makes me want to cry
           Em                          A7   Em                          D7
Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/m/misc/cthulhu_pie_crd.html ]
VERSE
G                   Am
Helter skelter the hell fires made us swelter.
C                      Am               Em                   D
The survivors hid in a fallout shelter, But our supplies weren't going to last.
      G        D          Em
It was time to strike, to save our lives.
      Am7                C  
Before the pie lead to our demise,
Em                             A7    D
So we came up with a plan really fast.
       Em                D         
Now an evil mist was everywhere
        Em                   D
and Cthulhu's minions reaped death and despair
C          G        A7   C                    D7
we only had one chance,  we had to make our stance!
    G      D         Em            
The pie it tried to make us scream
        Am                     C
so we found a freezer full of vanilla ice cream
    G    D          Em             
and we filled a truck to the extreme
C        D7       G  
The day I baked that pie
C  G
We started scream'n

CHORUS
   G   C      G          D
So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie
            G               C           G               D
you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why
     G    C              G       D
Your evil crust makes me want to cry
           Em                          A7   Em                          D7
Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die

VERSE
     G                Am
Oh, and there we were all in one place,
    C                Am                  Em                     D
the Cthulhu Pie had given us chase but there was no time left to run and hide.
            G        D    Em               Am7                 C
So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick! our plan was crazy, and our implementation drastic
 Em                            A7               D
but we lured the pie into an ice cream landslide
     Em               D                Em                          D
Oh, and as I watched it shout with rage My hands clenched a spoon, ready to engage.
   C      G       A7         C                 D7
The pie was born in hell but we broke that satan’s spell.
           G               D      Em             Am              C
and as we devoured its tasty crust and enjoyed the ice cream in a fit of lust
       G     D           Em    
I saw Cthulhu laughing with disgust
     C      D7     G
The day I baked that pie
C   G
He started singing

CHORUS
   G   C      G          D
So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie
            G               C           G               D
you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why
     G    C              G       D
Your evil crust makes me want to cry
           Em                          A7   Em                          D7
Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die

VERSE
  G       D          Em
Now, 100 years have come and gone
      Am                 C         
and the Cthulhu Pie is legend and song
       Em                             D
and that's the way it stayed for a while.
  G         D      Em
Until, a girl went to the grocery store
       Am         C   
Where I had gone years before,
        Em                 C                   D
and she baked apples in a crust, and gave it a smile.
    Em                 Am      
And in the streets: the children screamed,
     Em                   Am
The lovers cried, and the poets blasphemed.
    C     G        Am     
the evil had returned;
  C                 D
all of humanity burned.
        G         D   Em             Am7     C            D7
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
G               D          Em                Am7     D7    G
They caught the last train for the coast the she baked that pie
D7
and they were singing...

CHORUS
   G   C      G          D
So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie
            G               C           G               D
you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why
     G    C              G       D
Your evil crust makes me want to cry
           Em                          A7   Em                          D7
Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die