Intro:
Bm, A, Bm, A
[Verse 1]
Bm A
I can run a hundred miles
Bm A
without stoppin' for rest
Bm A
I can stay under water for
Bm A
five minutes on a single breath
[Bridge]
G
When I focus my mind I
A
always reach my goal
G
But there's one thing
A
I cannot control...
[CHORUS]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
A couple strokes and my
G5
erection is a
A D
thing of the past
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
Sometimes it's even
G5
game over
A D
before I take off my pants
[Verse 2]
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Bm A
I've read all the articles
Bm A
and I've tried every trick
Bm A
Thinking of Sports or naked
Bm A
Cathy Bates in About Schmidt
[Bridge]
G
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll
A
last a minute or two
G
But if we doggie-style
A
oh man I'm schrewed!
[CHORUS]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I carry a spare pare of
G5
underwear in case a
A D
girl sits on my lap
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I swear I'll even shoot
G5
my load... if a
A D
fly lands on my shaft.
Dm Am D
Oooooh...
