Bad Astronaut Chords & Tabs
D
I'm requesting information
B G
On the status of our ship
D
The computer is malfunctioning
B G
It's got a faulty chip
D B G
We've been stranded in space for thirteen days
D B G
And everyone's unconscious, except for me
D
I've been pulling up the lady's shirts
B G
And lookin' at their tits
D
And takin' off their panties
B G
And puttin' 'em on my head
D B G
I took a piss in the captains bed
D B G
And when everyone wakes up, I'll be in for it
G D
I'm a bad astronaut
G D
Naughty astronaut
G D
Thinking dirty thoughts
G D
And I think them quite a lot
A E
I'm a bad astronaut
A E
Naughty astronaut
A E
Thinking dirty thoughts
G D
And I hope I don't get caught
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/j/james_kochalka/bad_astronaut_crd.html ]
I'm requesting information
B G
But the request has been denied
D
Earth has radioed an order
B G
To our fail-safe device
D B G
The automatic pilot has been set to collide
D B G
With the fire of the sun, and no one will survive
D B G
But to tell the truth, I don't even mind
D B G
In fact, I'm having the time of my life
D B G
I've been sticking flowers in the first mate's behind
D B G
Outer space is contaminated with dirty minds
G D
I'm a bad astronaut
G D
Naughty astronaut
G D
Thinking dirty thoughts
G D
And I think them quite a lot
A E
I'm a bad astronaut
A E
Naughty astronaut
A E
Thinking dirty thoughts
G D
And I think I just got caught
