Flight Of The Conchords - Im Not Crying Chords & Tabs

[Cm]So you're leaving?[[ch]Cm/B[/ch]]
I can tell[Abmaj7] because I can see you're leaving[Fm][Ab][G]
[Cm]But if you're trying to break my heart[[ch]Cm/B[/ch]]
Your plan is flawed from the start[Abmaj7]
You can't break this heart, it's liquid[Fm]
It melted when I [Ab]met you [G]

[Cm]And as you leave[[ch]Cm/B[/ch]], don't turn back to me[Abmaj7]
Don't turn around to see if I'm [Fm]crying
I'm [G]not crying, not crying, [C]not crying
I'm not crying[Em/B], it's just been raining[Am] on my face
[C]And if you think you see some tear [Em/B]tracks down my cheeks
Please[Am], please don't tell my mates
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[C]I'm not crying[Em/B], [Am]no, I'm not crying
[C]And if I am crying, [Em/B]it's not because of you
It's because I'm [Am]thinking about a friend of mine
You don't know who is dying, that's right, dying
[Abdim]These aren't tears of[Bdim] sadness because you're [Ddim]leaving me
I've [Fdim]just been cutting onions, [C]I'm [Em/B]making a la[Am]sagna for one...[Fm]

Oh, I'm not crying, no
[C]There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the [Em/B]path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not [Am]weeping 'cause you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear gland

[C]I'm not upset because you left me this way
[Em/B]My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been [Am]looking around and are searching for you
They've been looking for you even though I told them not to
[Abdim]These aren't [Bdim]tears of sadness, they're tears of [Ddim]joy
I'm just [Fdim]laughing, [C]ha, ha, [Em/B]ha, ha, [Am]ha

[Fm]I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
[C]How come we've reached this [Bb]fork in the road
[Am]And yet it cuts like a knife?

I'm not [C]cry[Em/B]ing
I'm not [Am]cry[G]ing
I'm not [F]cry[Fm]ing...[C]yeah