Flight Of The Conchords - Im Not Crying Chords & Tabs

These are all the chords you will need. Its perfect.
     C#m  C?   G#   Fm    C   C7   C/B  Am    F    G
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A|----3----3----6----3----3----3----2----0----3----2----||
E|----X----X----4----1----X----X----X----X----1----3----||

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C#m               C? 
So, you're leaving, aren't you?
          G#                             Fm
I can tell, because i can see you leaving
C#m                                  C?
But if you're trying to break my heart
                                 G#
Your plan is flawed from the start
                                    Fm
You can't break my heart, it's liquid
                            C#m
It melted when I met you
                C?
And as you leave
                     G#
Don't' turn back to me
                         Fm
Don't turn around and see if I'm crying
C               C7
   I'm not crying
                     Am
It's just been raining
Am
on my face
C                                        C7         
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. 
Am         Am
  Pleasee, don't tell my mates
C               C7  Am              Am
   I'm not crying No, I'm not crying
C                    C7
   And if I am crying It's not because of you
                         Am                                        Am
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine who you don't know who is dying That's right, dying

Here is the tab for this part:

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These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me I've just been cutting onions

C      C7          Am
   I'm making a lasagna
        Fm
For one
Fm                Fm
Oh, I'm not crying No
C
 There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
C/B
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
Am
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
Am
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
C
I'm not upset because you left me this way
C/B
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
             Am 
They've been looking around They're like searching for you
             Am
They've been looking for you Even though I told them not to

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These aren't tears of sadness They're tears of joy I'm just laughing

C     C/B    Am
Ha ha ha-ha ha

Fm

Fm
I'm sitting at this table called love
Fm
Staring down at the irony of life
C                             C/B
How come we've reached this fork in the road
Am
And yet it cuts like a knife?
        C   C/B
I'm not crying
        Am  G 
I'm not crying
         F
I'm not cry-y-y-y-
  Fm    C 
y-y-y-y-ing

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