Flight Of The Conchords - Im Not Crying Chords & Tabs

This is a corrected version of burnthedevice's tab - with bridge part included 
that nobody else seemed to have
tabbed.


intro riff (played on keyboard)

e|---------|
B|---------|
G|---------|
D|---------|
A|---------|
E|-1-3-4-3-|

-- GERMAINE --

Cm                Cm/B         Ab                             Fm
So, you're leaving... I can tell... because I can see you leaving.....

Cm                                    Cm/B
But if you're trying to break my heart...your plan is flawed from the 
     
        Ab                                       Fm
start... you can't break this heart.. it's liquid.. it melted when I met you...

Cm                             Cm/B                    Ab
And as you turn around to leave...don't turn back to me...
                                                            
                                 Fm      
Don't turn around and see if I'm crying, I'm not crying...

C              C/B                    Am
I'm not crying, it's just been raining... on my face
C                                C/B
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks, please, 
Am
Please don't tell my mates...

-- BRET --

C               C/B  Am
I'm not crying, no...I'm not crying
C                   C/B
And if I am crying, it's not because of you
                 Am
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine
Who you don't know who is dying, that's right, dying


-- Bridge --

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B m6                  D m6                   F m6
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me,
     Ab m6
I've just been cutting onions


  Bridge Riff

     B m6   D m6  F m6    Ab m6
  e|-4--4---7-7---10-10---13-13-|
  B|-3--3---6-6---9--9----12-12-|
  G|-4--4---7-7---10-10---13-13-|
  D|----------------------------|
  A|----------------------------|
  E|----------------------------|



C   C/B      Am
I'm making a lasagna... for one

Fm          
    Oh, I'm not crying, no!

C
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
                C/B
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
        Am
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland

C
I'm not upset because you left me this way
C/B
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
             Am
They've been looking around, they've been searching for you
They've been looking for you, even though I told them not to

(Bridge chord sequence repeated)                                         
These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy
I'm just laughing...


C     C/B   Am     Fm
Ha   ha-ha  ha

Fm
Sitting at this table called love
        
Staring down at the irony of life
C                           C/B
How come we've reached this fork in the road

Am
And yet it cuts like a knife?

        C   C/B
I'm not cry-ing
        Am  G
I'm not cry-ing
        F
I'm not cry-y-y-y-y
Fm        C
y-y-y-y-y-ing