Bowel Movement - False Pretenses Chords & Tabs

 

False Pretenses Chords & Tabs

Bowel Movement Chords & Tabs

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False Pretenses Chords

   
False Pretenses- Bowel Mowement:

Intro: D D A G G D G A A7

Verse 1:
D        A
Are you ok?
D                      G
You're looking pretty strange from here
D                        A
In fact you're looking gay
D                            G  
Are you looking at that man over there?
                    A  A7
What did he just say?
D                           G
Are you sure this bar's for both sexes 
D                           G
Did you lure me here under false pretenses
                  A  A7
Are you really gay?

Verse 2:
D                  A
Dont mind if you are
D                            G
We can still be friends its all alright
D                        A
Just dont take it too far
D                         G  
Just because i am your mate
                       A  A7
Doesn't mean I fancy men
D                           G
Dont take me to your gay bars
D                             G
You're from Venus, I'm from Mars
                            A  A7
And I dont fancy Graham Norton
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Chorus:
D          A       G     D
Dont take me for one of you
D        A     G         D 
I'm not happy that wont do
D  G                            A         A7
I may be camp but I have got a girlfriend

Verse 3:
D              A
Where is my bed?
D                      G
I'm sleeping in there with you are you
D                A
Sick in the head?
D                G  
I'll do it to avoid a fuss
                                        A  A7
But I'm sleeping with my back to the wall
D                    G
Put that Vaseline away
D                           G
I'm not interested in your foreplay
                          A  A7
Or that sex toy by your side

Chorus:
D          A       G     D
Dont take me for one of you
D        A     G         D 
I'm not happy that wont do
D  G                            A         A7
I may be camp but I have got a girlfriend

Instrumental:

D A D G D A D G G A A7

Chorus:
D          A       G     D
Dont take me for one of you
D        A     G         D 
I'm not happy that wont do
D  G                            A         A7
I may be camp but I have got a girlfriend

Outro: 

D A D A D G G D
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